Me when I looked at my bank account this morning:

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them 

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

patruelesfratresomnes: