Me when I looked at my bank account this morning:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate